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link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/13 08:15:21
I just like knowing where my chapstick is.. so if I have multiples my first guess is always right.

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/08/13 12:13:08
missy wtf

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/08/13 12:13:24
how dare you talk about our ugly baby like that

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/08/13 12:16:18
and dont talk to erin about chapstick

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/08/13 12:16:44
she just uses it to try and seduce people

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/08/13 12:18:36
like she told me how she lost her chapstick and wanted to know if i had anything else juicy she could rub across her crusty lips

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 20:13:00
Let the hardcore weekend begin my daughter is visiting her grandmother and my homie and me hit the streets cruising in his cherry red convertible Sebring year unknown

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 20:16:26
Cruising in my 64 comes to mind but you know we are in a Sebring and listening to his Sirius radio before the subscription runs out so we are listening to cardie b but not saying the n word because we are white and we don’t sing the Spanish because we are white and don’t know Spanish but we can hum like a mother whaaat

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 20:17:46
But anyway we grab something to eat then I’m like yo homie can you take me to Whole Foods my dude I want to try their white wine because man the red hurts my tummy

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 20:19:34
So we are cruising to Whole Foods wind rushing through our hair hardcore gangster music muted so we can talk about the upcoming new school year he mumbles something about math to which I’m like yeah man fuck those dried out dry erase markers my dude

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 20:21:27
So we pull up to Whole Foods and get out walk in like we are in some gangster movie all slow motion holding our dicks while Billie Jean by Michael Jackson plays in the background

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 20:23:56
We walk to the wine section talking about how fucking cold it is in there wishing we grabbed a light jacket before we headed out anyway we walk to the wine section I grab my white wine and whisper to the lady walking by “it’s for health” pointing at the bottle then we walk to the self check out and I’m like “dude do you need anything” he says no so I check out visa debit al the way yo

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 20:25:54
I see that typo but this story is too good too oh fuck it all so I skip the bag because you know the environment and turtles and shit I check the time and I’m like “dude it’s almost 8 get me home it’s Friday Netflix and chill homie” he rushes me back home in a haste but you know not exceeding the speed limit we don’t fuck with the popo and speeding tickets

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 20:28:40
So I’ve had two glasses of wine for health of course and I’m about to watch that fucking documentary about the lady with the horses and I can’t get Billie jean out of my head

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 20:28:59
Billie jean is not my lover she’s just a girl who claims that I am the one

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 20:29:07
Heee heeeeee

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 20:53:22
Hmmm crustyyyy

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 21:01:17
Did you lose your chapstick again?

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 21:25:47
Nope I’m keeping an eye on that little fucker

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 21:32:32
Thank goodness I would hate for you to have chapped lips what a conundrum that would be

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 21:32:47
What a good word

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 22:05:43
What a conundrum, indeed.. a terrible fate. Definitely would have ruined my night of Barbie life in the dream house.

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 22:10:50
That would be a nightmare

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 22:10:59
See what I did there

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 22:11:05
Heee heee

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 22:11:37
Clever

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 22:14:45
Lack of knowledge on Barbie and her dream house

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 22:22:56
Lucky you

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 22:25:35
Perhaps I am missing out on barbies dreams and desires

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 22:26:58
And apparent desire to own her own home

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 22:29:52
It’s available on netflix for your viewing and learning pleasure

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 22:32:04
She has her own Netflix show about a dream house? As tempting as that sounds I think I’ll leave barbies dream house a mystery

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 22:37:42
Suit yourself.

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 22:40:00
It is quite tempting but I think I will leave the dream house to you I am sure I will get my share of dream houses at some point

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 22:43:47
I think this is the longest anyone has ever been on here since dial up

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 22:43:52
Keep headphones nearby when it happens. Consider yourself warned.

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 22:44:57
Do you want soothing music while you are touring barbies dream house?

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 22:46:56
I don’t usually go with “soothing”

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 22:49:13
Well gangster rap wouldn’t be my ideal choice for a dream home tour but to each their own

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 22:52:48
There’s gangster rap for every situation

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 22:56:09
I walk into work everyday with bitches ain’t shit playing in my head

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 22:59:47
It’s a good way to start the day

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 23:00:32
That’s some real conversation for your ass

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 23:00:55
Coffee and a side of bitches ain’t shit

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 23:02:22
Is it still gangster rap if it’s the Ben fold version?

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 23:03:25
Mmmm coffee

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 23:05:12
Fuck yes coffee

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 23:05:47
Uhhhh well no

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 23:08:09
Then how the hell can I be gangster

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 23:14:53
Well I mean you shop at Whole Foods

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 23:20:09
Whole Foods is beyond gangster

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 23:23:23
Then I suppose if you sing your Ben Fold song while carrying a Whole Foods reusable canvas tote it will balance out and you can be gangster.

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 23:24:43 (Whispered to starfallen,)

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 23:25:15
I do not carry totes what kind of a person do you think I am

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 23:29:19
How is anyone gonna know that you’re gangster? I’m just looking out for your well-being.

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 23:31:20
But a tote

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 23:32:11
A Whole Foods tote

JakeMiller 'Jake ' 2018/08/17 23:33:32
But see I just got wine there so I mean that doesn’t require a tote

link starfallen 'you're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit never had shit so you won't be shit' 2018/08/17 23:36:23
Buy one. Save the planet.

link Emerican33 '35/m AIDS - testing through others, NAH HA! (OSC)' 2018/08/23 01:22:58
look at this Mickey mouse clubhouse, here at the Mickey mousecapades, wish'n you had one thing, but doing your best to get AIIIIIIIIDS!

link Emerican33 '35/m AIDS - testing through others, NAH HA! (OSC)' 2018/08/23 01:23:39
yayyyyyys!

link Emerican33 '35/m AIDS - testing through others, NAH HA! (OSC)' 2018/08/23 01:27:40
WHEW! WOOHOO! MY BUTT CHEESE! A SWAMP NINJA CRAWLED OUT FROM BETWEEN MY LEGS! HIP HIP WHOORAIDS, HIP HIP WHORAIIIIIDS

link Emerican33 '35/m AIDS - testing through others, NAH HA! (OSC)' 2018/08/23 01:33:39
so, as some of you ladies may know, I was married early this year, and I know what you might be thinking - you never had the chance to score here, you never swirved my attention or attracted me to come at you sideways, well now, and for a limited time only, I'm testing for aids through others, just please don't blow my covers!

link Emerican33 '35/m AIDS - testing through others, NAH HA! (OSC)' 2018/08/27 00:51:07
The Complex and Carr fires have been looming for a good hot minute. Leave it to a dildo to drag a trailer for several miles with a wheel that blew it's tire completely off to spark a seriously intricate forest fire.

link Emerican33 '35/m AIDS - testing through others, NAH HA! (OSC)' 2018/08/27 00:51:08
The Complex and Carr fires have been looming for a good hot minute. Leave it to a dildo to drag a trailer for several miles with a wheel that blew it's tire completely off to spark a seriously intricate forest fire.

Rootcause 'Slap your children...They deserve it....And GOD says it's OK.' 2018/09/03 10:40:21
It blows my mind this still exists...

link Emerican33 '35/m AIDS - testing through others, NAH HA! (OSC)' 2018/09/07 13:13:42
Whered everyone go?

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/09/20 22:41:22
niggaz with chapped lips talkin bout shark doo doo

link Emerican33 '35/m AIDS - testing through others, NAH HA! (OSC)' 2018/10/10 11:46:21
So, I long ago finished personally testing myself for AIDS through others, but then when I thought that I might have AIDS, I found that the symptoms of disease were actually attributed to the onset of multiple sclerosis which can be another avenue where one can acquire auto immune deficiency syndrome(AIDS). I may very well have non-HIV AIDS right now. I feel like shit.

link Emerican33 '35/m AIDS - testing through others, NAH HA! (OSC)' 2018/10/10 11:50:03
I'm just going to tell women that I have AIDS, but that there's no need to use a condom with me

neco 'Life would be a lot easier if I had the source code' 2018/10/16 17:32:51
Well, isn't this just a nice little corner stone of timeless internet. Front page has appeared to have changed

link freakyvoiz 'Skatetalk user for......too fucking long...' 2018/10/21 17:56:46
You’re all still douchebags. 2002 skatetalk was better. It’s only been 15 years, you damn kids. Something something millennials. Something something suicide. Blah blah blah.

EMF 2018/10/22 14:08:50
Word up people!! Damn its been along time Jodi were you at girl!?

EMF 2018/10/22 14:11:00
I use to get on this back in the 19 hundreds hahaha!! Mid an late 90s...

link sbp33chris '19/m, fuck you, fuck the world, fuck society. San Francisco. skateboarding skateboarding!!!' 2018/10/28 19:14:55
'!!'

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/10/31 16:13:17
trick or treat

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/10/31 16:13:52
happy halloween :)

link Emerican33 '35/m AIDS - testing through others, NAH HA! (OSC)' 2018/11/10 14:55:33
Y'all need to keep your petty-ass drama the fuck away from everyone. I'm tired of everyone's bullshit - fuck'n losers in Humboldt. Fuck all y'all wannabe, asked-out, King of the Hill and Merry weathered ass FAGS! FUCK! FUCK HUMBOLDT LOCALS

link Emerican33 '35/m AIDS - testing through others, NAH HA! (OSC)' 2018/11/10 14:57:29
wannabe, *assed-out, King of the Hill and Merry weathered ass FAGS

link Emerican33 '35/m AIDS - testing through others, NAH HA! (OSC)' 2018/11/10 14:58:30
DAMN

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/11/14 16:11:25
RIP EMERICAN

link Emerican33 '35/m AIDS - testing through others, NAH HA! (OSC)' 2018/11/21 04:34:10
You're all gonna die

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/11/22 12:08:51
nigga you died in that california wildfire

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/11/22 12:09:27
happy thinksgaving

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/11/22 20:26:42
need some thangsgiving booty

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/11/22 20:27:36
im on spanks-giving duty to skanks giving booty

antihero6666 'Ripped skirts and scars' 2018/11/23 23:38:02 (Whispered to brutalsex,)

antihero6666 'Ripped skirts and scars' 2018/11/23 23:39:04
give thanks for that

EMF 2018/11/29 00:51:14
Skanks giving booty hahaha!!

link plasticfork 'P to the L to the A to the S to the T to the I to the C' 2018/12/01 18:17:18
......wut ????

link plasticfork 'P to the L to the A to the S to the T to the I to the C' 2018/12/01 18:18:50
aw skatetalks archaic structure won’t allow my emojis boo you whore.

asylum84 '~OSC~29/M/Cali. 'Having wasted another day...'' 2018/12/02 15:04:24
Bruh. I've been coming here for over 20 years. Still a dirty punk rock kid at heart, but I've definitely made some positive changes.

asylum84 '~OSC~29/M/Cali. 'Having wasted another day...'' 2018/12/02 15:06:44
Wtf. I can't even change my name or info. Lame.

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/12/05 10:06:28
booty shark do do do do do do do do do

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/12/05 10:06:54
missy shark do do do do do do do

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/12/05 10:07:09
erin shark do do do do ddo do do

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/12/05 10:07:27
fakejake shark do do dod odo dodo do

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/12/05 10:07:48
emerican shark do dodo dodo do do do

link brutalsex 'married to apri1 ' 2018/12/05 10:08:16
chapstick shark do do do do do do do do